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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

This should be fun

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This should be fun

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • irmoz@reddthat.com
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    Is it unmanly for a guy to have long hair? And pls explain either way

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      My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will

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        Go you! Edited

  • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    What animal would you most like to have as a pet?

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      1 year ago

      Any animal? Probably an elephant

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    1 year ago

    Who’s your favourite powerpuffgirl?

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger

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        You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!

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    1 year ago

    Would you rather eat a fruit or a vegetable?

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    What is your preferred flavour of potatoe chip (crisp)?

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Baked plain

      • greenhorn@lemm.ee
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        They don’t even need to edit their question you monster

  • snooggums@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    What is your favorite vice?

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      1 year ago

      I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day

      • robocall@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        What’s gooning?

        • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          The key to a successful marriage

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          1 year ago

          Edging so hard you literally become a horned up zombie person.

          • robocall@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Oh. Thank you.

          • mariah@feddit.rocks
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            1 year ago

            I don’t need to edge to be that

            • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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              1 year ago

              Can’t hurt to try

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    1 year ago

    What would you do if you had a time machine that could only travel to the time and place of every murderous fascist’s conception and back?

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      This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out.

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        1 year ago

        Just wow

      • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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        I’m interested to know what the original was

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          I imagine something like “what’s the first thing you do if you could time-travel”

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    Do you like your sandwich meat small or large?

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      Weird question. Small, obviously.

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    What is your favorite menu item at Taco Bell?

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      That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

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    Do you think it’s ok to be gay?

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldOP
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      There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock

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        Oof I wish I had a big bro like that

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        Holy mf what was the ORIGINAL‽

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, “I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I’m not gay, do you think that’s weird?”

          Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.

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    Who do you feel are the most vulnerable and underprivileged in our society today?

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      This is a difficult one. In a post-Marxist sense where social striation is almost infinite, I’d guess it would be whichever group crossed the most “-ists” in the Venn Diagram, if that makes sense.

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    What do you think about racists?

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      Don’t like em, never cared for em

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        Oof. What was the original?

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          Twist: it is the original

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            OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment!

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    1 year ago

    Are you going to come back and answer some of these questions?

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    Share a movie idea that needs to be made

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      A Pixar adaptation of Night by Elie Weisel

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    Who was the 56th US secretary of state?

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      1 year ago

      Colin Powel

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