things just work out, it seems

I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…

Sweet, I’m a wizard.

I’m gonna be A-ok

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I’ll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Guess I can’t talk to people anymore without throwing salt in their eyes, or I’ll die.

I think I’d be alright.

I dont like this game

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

McDonald’s stocks go up 200%

Being a ‘jockbox genius’ means I’d be living on ‘spam street’, good buddy!

I’m a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

I need to work on my temper