Holy fucking murder. I nearly was exposed to that cursed word “murder” on the web—as if some twisted bastard thought it was just harmless banter. That cocky prick didn’t know it’s illegal to fling around the chaotic syllables like shredded bone fragments. Thank fuck someone mangled most of two letters, sparing me from a full-blown cerebral evisceration and a parade of crimson horrors. I was about to losing my damn mind with veins nearly pulsating like freshly spilt blood.
MURDER
Mudder documentaries?
Molder documentaries?
Meander documentaries?
Mudder documentaries?
Have you never heard of the Hero of Canton?
it ain’t hard to explain why we all love the man named jayne
Marder documentaries (where Germans learn everything there is to know about Mustelidae)
It’s okay, you’re safe now. You can use the grownup words here.
Mulder documentaries? Like the X-Files?
Modder documentaries?
mister documentaries?
