The vaccine just kills you, can’t have cancer if you’re dead! /s
Such a shame they don’t have a “dying in a pointless war” vaccine.
Wait wasn’t this the premise of FarCry 6?
The thumbnail made me think that Russia was announcing that they now have Dr Manhattan
It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma
“A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?”
- Vladimir Putin, probably
Dr. Moscow, the superman exists and he’s Russian.
It’s been done
It’s good. In fact, it’s the only good think Millar has ever worked on.
Super red man son
Drunk, unemployed, and fond of track suits?
Just fryin’ up potatoes 🥔 with laser eyes and gettin’ white girl drunk on vodka
Starting to sound like North Korea over there, i mean it makes sense since North Korea has been supplying them with slaves for years.
Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?
Winner of also called out sputnik
Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.
Sends cancer straight to gulag
Ah shit, here we go again
Cool story blyat
Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense
Since I only need “Cow wins Nobel Prize” for a bingo on this card I would be so pissed if this is true.
They need a falling-out-of-the-window vaccine.
Quick! I need the falling from a buildin…splat!
I wrote splat! LOL, it’s a really tall building 🏢.
Exciting field for the next few years: we’ll probably see a bunch of new cancer vaccines coming out.
Funny how the covid epidemic spurred our understanding of immunology and vaccines.
putin is also like 70 yrs old
