A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
Should have stuck to selling holy water
OpiumMeth for the masses.Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
Rectory? Damn near killory!
Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
It’s what god wanted.
That’s not what Methodist means.
Methodist = Meth Distribution.
It’s right there in the name!
That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.
But they don’t have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?
Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
Prison rectory.
How were the profits?
taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
You rang?
He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
