it’s a scam or a trap.
he’s watching porn and the better of the two possible outcomes is that he simply doesn’t want to be interrupted enough to do his own kitchen run and he knows you’d be disgusted and leave right away…
the other scenario you probably don’t wanna know, but already do anyway.
Why does he type like a phishing email
Haven’t even thought about this…😭
you have it backwards ; phishers talk like dads to gain their trust and steal their valuables
Your dad’s high I think
😭he picked The Mummy and Jungle Cruise as the movies.
Which Mummy? 1932, 1959, 1999, or 2017?
Could be worse. Shame he didn’t share the uh, whatever he’s got.
Hell yeah. That’s the best one
Your dad’s pretty alright.
He chose wisely.
Maybe he has found you to be most responsive via email?
Email is great.
Ex manger?
Dad just tryin’ for the snacks.
Email is an odd choice, but now you can save the email for a future momento
Be sure to update when he buys teletype machines for every room or installs pneumatic mail tubes all over the house.
I’m bored and lonely STOP
Come to my room to watch a movie STOP
I pick STOP
