As asked.
In my sleep when I’m old.
…very, very old.
FTFY.
Obviously the ideal is to die under suspicious circumstances in a large house with many rooms and secret passages, a variety of potential murder weapons, and several mutually distrustful colorful characters.
I like you.
That doesnt remove you from suspicion.
Curses!
I want to be killed by beautiful woman. I would like to die in her arms.
By snu-snu?
During prayer
Quickly. No need to drag it out for months or years.
Live long, die fast
Only when I want to.
I’m taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate
Hypothermia, as apparently it’s not at all painful, and I wish to avoid pain.
Plus you get that few minutes of delirium at the end where you get all hot again and strip naked. Leaving a naked corpse in the snow for all to wonder about.
Spontanious combustion is rad as hell
Fast and painless.
2 Fast 2 Painless
Fast & Painless: Tokyo Drift
Just any painless method.
Originally, my favorite was inert gas asphyxiation. Based on previously found info, it seemed like the best option, just falling asleep and dying. Of course I was aware of the main risk: running out of the inert gas and again getting oxygen. That could result in permanent severe brain damage.
However I later found even worse stuff. Veterinarians apparently stopped using this method as the animals were showing severe signs of distress, meaning that it perhaps wouldn’t be as painless.
Finally, there was a nitrogen hypoxia execution in Alabama recently:Smith appeared to remain conscious for several minutes. For at least two minutes, he appeared to shake and writhe on the gurney, sometimes pulling against the restraints. That was followed by several minutes of heavy breathing, until breathing was no longer perceptible.
Thus I finally ruled this out.
They fucked it up, he held his breath and caused himself pain because of course he didn’t want to die and it’s barbaric to kill people. But also, those spams that happened are after you have already lost consciousness
There’s no such thing as a nice peaceful death. I’ve witnessed what people medically consider the “die peacefully in your sleep”. People still spasms and throw fists and kicks after losing consciousness. It usually just happens when no one is watching and lasts only for a minute or so while the brain stops working completely.
Losing consciousness before feeling anything sounds peaceful to me
It is, but it doesn’t look like it from the outside. The body still moves and trashes about for a while after consciousness has presumably faded. Hell, bodies sometimes sit up on gurneys before embalming.
Yeah, maybe don’t take the utterly sadistic version designed by cruel people for maximum suffering, as a reference for how things normally work.
The only legal solution to commit assisted suicide, in Switzerland, uses nitrogen hypoxia for a reason.
As a matter of fact, the founder of exit international even flew to Florida before Christmas, as an attempt to stop the execution. Coming from a fervent supporter of people’s right “to be able to plan for the end of their life in a way that is reliable, peaceful & at a time of their choosing”, that should tell you everything you need to know about the execution. It was made horrible, purposely.
With the heat death of the universe in some full dive vr utopia.
By being snapped away by the infinity gauntlet.
Cardiac arrest in my sleep somewhere between 60 and 70.
Same, but a few decades later.
Nonviolently would be nice. And I’d like it to not involve famine, drought, or natural disaster if at all possible. Idk I think I could handle a heart attack in my later decades if that’s good with everyone.
I think, being blown up by a bomb close by is slightly nicer than a heart attack.
Yeah but that would involve being somewhere bombs are and that sounds worse than the heart attack.
