Sadly, maybe.
Eh what’s a little cellulose between snacks?
You guys don’t eat those with half the wrapper attached because the stickiness level of that candy is so powerful it practically has a gravitational force strong enough to attract the sun? … No, just me?
That’s like half the flavor right there
I like to say the first time was an accident, I’m not sure if I ever believe that.
Absolutely. Used to happen all the time with Now & Laters.
I think that’s what’s pictured, right ? Because I instantly got the sour cherry with hints of paper flavor in my mouth when I looked at that,
Absolutely. Now & Laters, bby.
Definitely a Now n’ Later. So many of these in my past.
You’re probably right. At first I thought it was Starburst but it does look more like a Now & Later.
A now & later yonked my loose tooth out when I was eight
Last month i made myself a sandwich and accidentally left the little piece of wax paper that keeps the cheese separate in there.
I realized something was off on my second bite, opened the sandwich, and saw that i took a big ass bite off the wax paper and swallowed it.
Have you noticed any new superpowers since then?
Yes. It HURTS to chew paper. Don’t do this.
Sandpaper maybe… But normal paper…
Yes. Just swallow. Don’t chew.
Wait, there’s Candy in there?? What have I been eating this whole time??
Disgusting candy covered in sweet, delicious paper.
A little extra fiber for your diet
Nope. In my darkest hours getting that last bit of paper off was a welcome distraction.
Madlads
Is that not what they mean when they say something’s a good source of fiber?
Yes of course
Now and later
Well, there’s another one for the stupid-candy-names-list. It can go right under “hundreds and thousands”
But what’s a single one of those called?
A one? A hundredth and thousandth??
I need to know!!
