It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.
My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?
mcspicy
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
“We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!” — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO
I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.
I worked at McDonald’s and they had an official Ronald actor visit once, so it could happen.
I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.
“Mac and Me” propaganda works!
I remember when I was a kid in the 80s, some McDonald’s had a yellow phone which you could pick up and “talk to Ronald.” I was terrified of the idea.
lol I was a kid then too and I’ve never heard of this. What kind of shit would he say? Was it just a line to the managers office? And what kind of things did the kids say to him? It’s like some kind of help line “My parents beat me and make me wear long sleeves in the summer.”
Or more likely it was just some stupid recording.
I’m sure it was just a recording, but I was terrified of the idea that you could pick up a phone and talk to Ronald. And I wasn’t a kid who was afraid of clowns or anything.
It doesn’t help that it looks creepy as fuck.
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap
“You’re gonna be flame-grilled Anakin…”
The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?
Easy: he’s made of shitty photoshop
The same stuff that stops their burgers and fries from ever decomposing, I guess. PFAS?
So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.
6 hours before: “This is fine”
Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne
Fire cannot kill a dragon
