• ComradeR@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    The doctors at the emergency room and the burning victims hospital nurses/doctors: “Ok! Can you tell us how that happened?”

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      9 months ago

      If the victims are still burning, you’ve taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.

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        9 months ago

        “I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”

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          “Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”