• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    “I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      “Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”