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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIf i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoI’d shoot myself and then Tate Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoWhat if there were also a bear?
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThe bear deserves better food
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThe bear can just use him as a chew toy.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoHope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
minus-squareArtyom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoWise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAre we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.
If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
I’d shoot myself and then Tate
Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
What if there were also a bear?
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
And then shoot him.
Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
I would try to pet it.
They’re cuddly!
Would you take a selfie with it?
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.