I have this excel sheet filled with CEOs, what they make a year, what company they work for, who their family is, what their blood type is, and much more.
According to my spreadsheet, there are still ways to cut costs, and the only thing that can make my company more money is by offering these poor CEOs up to the capitalist machine. It’s just the cost of business, you know?
I feel sorry for them, but profits are so much more important to me than some silly little person and their problems.
Look, I get it.
I have this excel sheet filled with CEOs, what they make a year, what company they work for, who their family is, what their blood type is, and much more.
According to my spreadsheet, there are still ways to cut costs, and the only thing that can make my company more money is by offering these poor CEOs up to the capitalist machine. It’s just the cost of business, you know?
I feel sorry for them, but profits are so much more important to me than some silly little person and their problems.
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