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minus-squareohellidk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·před 6 měsíciAnd it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
minus-squareexplodIng_lIme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·před 6 měsíciTry to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
minus-squareQkall@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·před 6 měsíciI used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·před 6 měsíciYou don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·před 6 měsíciWe call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
minus-squareInfynis@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·před 6 měsíciWorking from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
minus-squaredingus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·před 6 měsíciThis is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·před 6 měsíciBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·před 6 měsíci“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
You don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry