Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?
Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?
Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.
Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.
To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.
I will just make every single human on earth poop every day at exactly 14:56 UCT
I wouldn’t say anything, and just enjoy seeing how people tries to figure out what’s going on. And maybe how a new religion is born of such a miracle.
That would destroy most places sewage systems lol
People with chronic constipation constantly bothering the guy who took the pink pill.
old neighbor recently had surgery because his poop reached his throat
He should have gone into politics instead
Well, what else did he expect to happen when eating shit?
I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.
I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.
I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.
This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.
Only if you’re a people.
Why is this so funny? It’s fucking stupid 😂
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
I must have taken that blue pill at some point.
PowerRanger colors explained.
The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.
blue, so I would finally have a friend
Do they have to have poop in them or does it spawn some inside them? That’s necessary information.
I think it would be just enough to go for those massive diarrhea spasms where you no longer even have anything to expulse but your body keeps pushing. Although I guess it would be cooler to have a Tarantino level spray, choco edition.
Spawns inside of them. Makes them shit even more and harder tbh
How does that work… spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?
Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defecation.
I reckon it works like a power word.
I imagine its like the Bene Gesserit in Dune where they give commands. except you can’t do anything but make people shit their pants.
although that’s terrifying on its own and you could likely kill people by doing it too much.
If it is a power word it should be recordable (if the fidelity of the recording has all needed information in it).
That could be used as a weapon similar to the best joke in the world.
What if I already have the blue pill power? Does it cancel out in some sort of strange overdose condition?
If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?
Even if its nearby… I’d visit every trump rally out there.
