• Kitathalla@lemy.lolEnglish
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      9 months ago

      Do you have to have the person in line-of-sight? Is awareness of them enough? Do they need to hear you? Do they need to see you? The “on command” bit is what makes me think they need to be able to be given a command, so at the very least have a speaker nearby. It’s a great bluff though. Who, after all, would actually question it once you’ve made them go several times.

      The diarrhoea bit is an idea though. Can you make them poop in different ways? If you can make them have loose, watery stools could you also go the other direction and make them shit bricks? Take 100 men, make them shit bricks, and now you have an industry of adamantium-strength building material. Scale it up as business grows. The world would design around the piddling side effect that the hardest material in the universe is fecal matter. Masks with jasmine would become standard. People would wear skintight bodysuits that are easily removed and recycled in the intimate parts of their homes/offices that are made from non fecal material. Cleanliness would take over the world by necessity. You could be the start of a beautiful, shit-built world…

  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?

    Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?

    Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.

    Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.

    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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      9 months ago

      To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.

  • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    I will just make every single human on earth poop every day at exactly 14:56 UCT

    I wouldn’t say anything, and just enjoy seeing how people tries to figure out what’s going on. And maybe how a new religion is born of such a miracle.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    9 months ago

    I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.

    I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.

    I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.

  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn’t ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I like that it’s “Forced”. If it was just “make people shit themselves”, it would just happen and then they’d wonder what’s going on But Forced implies they’re fighting it, it implies resistance. That’s kinda messed up.

    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.netEnglish
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      9 months ago

      Are you the person who keeps mateiralising in my home and screaming “DEFECATE” then disappearing in a puff of fart-cloud?

      I’ve had a leg injury lately and I can’t make it to my upstairs bathroom that fast. You have destroyed my stair carpet. The cleaner said it was “unsalvageable” and “honestly shameful”. You need to stop.