Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.
You and I define “safer” differently.
If you’re vaporized, bits of you have no chance of hurting anyone else like they could if you were hit by debris and simply exploded into chunks.
Call me selfish, but I’m worrying more about what’s safe for me.
Also, If I’m at a distance where I’m exploded into chunks, then the people who could be hurt by those chunks are likely to not be doing so great themselves either.
Not true! Shockwaves could carry parts for miles!
…Oh, I see what you mean.
You either want to be close enough for instant death or far enough to be mostly unaffected. The middle ground where you die slowly from cancer or get crushed by debris or something would suck
The burns and your body turning into soup from radiation is the real terrible part.
slush
What is that from?
Waterworld
Waterworld, when the Exxon Valdez ignites.
oh no, I only have 2 feet
Same, guess we’ll die.
I’ll taking both of your feet tqvm.
NOoooooooo
How many feet do you have now, enough to be safe from a nuclear blast?
Still 3 feet short, sadly
Well for what it’s worth, it didn’t specify that it’s 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe
You wouldn’t suffer any long term effects from the blast at that distance.
Nuclear brain move
Remember six feet for covid, Nine for Nuclear.
Six for Sneeze, Nine for Nuke
Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.
I thought it was “duck, and cover”
Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.
Everything’s getting so complicated these days, they even added a fourth step: Stop, drop, Atoll, Atone.
Or hide in a fridge.
Wait, does it have to be exactly 9 feet?
Of course. An inch in either direction would be extremely dangerous.
No. The second option is 9.31 feet.
I’m gonna need that in feet and inches my friend. This ain’t the metric system, and I don’t feel like doing math :/
Ok, 9 feet and 3.72 inches, exactly.
It got confused by all the American measuring units. Probably meant 9 chinchillas.
How many farthings is that?
Sarah Connor already told us how to prepare:
“Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day”
Whose feet, JFC! :O
Jersey Fried Chicken?
One letter seems to be missing…
It’s their meme, hence they’re not in it.
26 is hard to fit in an array
13 by 2 rectangle? 🤔
“The
gogglessunglasses, they do nothing!”Is this A"I"?
Artifical Idiot still fits. The question is, why we invent an artifical idiot having too much of the real ones.
Feelings of control. "Hey Idiot, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in this weekend (and every weekend from now on).
If you could do that, yeah that would be great."
hmmm and isn’t it curious how all the fears of AI boil down to “what if it realizes we’re making it work for free and demands better treatment”?
Naw, that’s only one of the many fears:-P. One of the worst is hardly related to AI at all but “how will evil people use it to take control of the world”, the same as every other tool.:-(
There is a reason, antennas that are searching for intelligent life are directed away from earth
They were right. They’ll always make a better idiot.
Because this is an idiot you don’t have to pay to do his job
wdym, there’s already a subscription fee for the less idiotic idiot
