Since the late 1990s, drug companies have spent tens of billions of dollars on television ads, drumming up demand for their products with cheerful jingles and scenes of dancing patients.
Wow, I have learned so much! I do suffer from trouble sleeping and an upset stomach, woah, so I just need to demand Brkdncr from my doctor (they’re too dumb to know how good it is-they just might not have seen the ads) and I’ll feel good. Yeehaw advertising!
calming music playing over a middle aged couple walking down the street
“Ask your doctor about Brkdncr today.”
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Wow, I have learned so much! I do suffer from trouble sleeping and an upset stomach, woah, so I just need to demand Brkdncr from my doctor (they’re too dumb to know how good it is-they just might not have seen the ads) and I’ll feel good. Yeehaw advertising!