Edit: Oh, and he supports the fossil fuel industry!

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    Don’t believe the propaganda! He exploits the workers! Do you know how hard it is for an elf to manufacture a microchip for an electronic toy- on schedule- with nothing but a wooden hammer? And having to do it with a smile, or else?

    Not to mention the hereditary caste system. What if someone wants to be a dentist? Does Big Santa not even consider that possibility?

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      13 hours ago

      The elves have very tiny hands, makes it way easier for them to etch every individual transitory without powerful acids and light sensitive masks.