I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
What a brutal reference.
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
Yeah I don’t trust me your or anything either :)
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
I DONT GET IT
No soap, radio!
Zooty, zoot-zoot!
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
No
Okay.
Have you been an AI long?
Please tell me a joke
No
Okay.
knock knock
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Uh, because it’s a waste of time!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
no
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(
I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
What app is this?
duck.ai website
edit: using hermit app
Wow both of those look really useful, thanks for sharing!
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
These LLMs can be very inconsistent.
Use an outdated LLM. You’ll notice the screenshot is from 3.5
Kek, lmao even
It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.
That LLM can shitpost
I see AI has achieved humor above human comprehension.
I am Funnybot
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
