Yeah that’s why I smoke, to look cool.
100%
They really got me.
The chimp is Hemingway
drinkingdreaming up his next masterpieceProbably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I’ve ever seen.
Hopefully they are at least teenagers. Childhood is too early for cigarettes these days
On the ape it looks cool, though.
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Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.
“[Silly], how?”
Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
This is the closest I’ve ever come to smoking.
When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.
He didn’t really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn’t “cool”. I was a dork.
he got a marlboro sponsorship
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he’s ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend’s parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.
This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.
Motherfucker looks like bukowski
LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!
Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam
That’s the face of a philosopher.
I thought that’s what I said. 😉
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude’s spittin Bukowski all on his own.
That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.
Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.
Is it really that excellent? Big “how do you do fellow kids” energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. “The primal inside me”, get that triple entendre going for it.
A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.
“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.
I would watch the absolute fuck outta this hollywood fund this pls.
You can sort of get it by watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The Weasels from Disney’s Wind in the Willows short film were adapted for the film perfectly as the Toon Patrol. Not only were the weasels already gangster-like thugs in the original, but the style is so well executed and to top it all off is the chefs kiss of naming them like the Seven Dwarves. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy, and Stupid.
wdym he was vice president!
Just look at these losers.
Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.
Fuck I want a cigarette now.
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
Smoking rabbit is my spirit animal.
Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.
The frog and the chimp go so hard
They got that 15 degree fag
The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.
What!? 45 degrees is three times the angle 15 degrees will ever be!
Exactly.
It’s not great. I’ve way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.
That chicken looks like it’s in a gangster movie.
The duck looks like it’s about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
I was thinking “80s Police Lieutenant who is tired of my screwball antics”.
"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I’ve got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON’T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!.. Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries… *slams phone down*
Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"
That frog has had enough of everyone’s shit.
Wish.com DK rockin the stogey, my man
He predates Rare’s DK by 4 years. Guess DK’s a ripoff of him!
I’d say he went on the patch, but they couldn’t really patch games back then…
