• lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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    10 months ago

    Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

    The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

    • Hyperreality@kbin.social
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      10 months ago

      I mean, yes. But as the owner of a large dick, it does cheer me up to flap around a bit in the mirror maybe while singing the Airwolf theme. This isn’t a humble brag. Jan-Michael Vincent, as I will now pretend I have called it, is impressive.

      Not that it’s good for much else obviously. Too big for most women, touches the side of the bowl or water, largely underused, sometimes people think you have an erection when you don’t and think you’re a perv, and men with smaller dicks act weird/jealous about it because they think the size of their penis is the cause of largely unrelated problems.

      For reference.