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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • obscur_e@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

  • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I live in Britain.

    All our mouths are like that.

  • Maeve@kbin.earth
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    Universal comprehensive healthcare would help.

  • LANIK2000@lemmy.world
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    I mean my hand has touched way more disgusting things and yet I still eat with it. Seems a little too silly.

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      7 months ago

      Are you the one in the image?

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      I eat with my hands as well 👍

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        The chances you and I have touched the same thing at least once means I probably also eat with your hands.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

      • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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        7 months ago

        Fuck

      • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY! A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE!

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    I don’t really mind this thought

    What’s disturbing is the thought that there are some restaurants that we’ve al visited that may or may not have properly cleaned their utensils before giving them to you to use. Which means there is a tiny chance that the fork you use at a restaurant may have been in the mouth of the person in the picture.

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    That means nothing I fist my ass everyday and still eat with my hands

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    Yeah that’s why you wash things.

    Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.

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      And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.

    • DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee
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      What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?

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        Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia

    • dance_ninja@lemmy.world
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      FELLAS

    • parody@lemmings.world
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      Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.

      Go on…

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    “Hurm hurm hurm, at my favorite restaurant? Hah! Scum like that can’t afford it!”

    Or

    “What? Naw, we use disposable forks” at my favorite restieraunts"

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    Dishwasher bruh.

    • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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      That is the dishwasher.

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    Bro your fork was burried in fucking rocks and dirt with this logic

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    I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.

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    Every Drop you drink is contaminated or once was,… pee. And Mythbusters proofed that poop-dust is everywhere.

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    if this disturbs you, definitely don’t think about that public bathroom toilet seat

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      Why? Whose mouth has it been in?!

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      Or were your water comes from

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    Can say the same about the forks in my house.

    Because I stole them from those restaurants.

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