The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
I’m not certain about the most annoying, but this song is pretty bad
Exactly what I expected to find in the comments
Thank you for this
Exactly what I expected. Saved me from posting it, thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA
Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.
For me, it has to do with context.
Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.
Upbeat pop music while I’m waiting in the psychiatrist’s office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.
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Adaptations for Barrel Organ: https://youtu.be/GsLvNBfaXzI?si=H7omD_hclfT5j68S
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Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima: https://youtu.be/Dp3BlFZWJNA?si=yuPfMcrEVylNmNvB
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Pierrot Lunaire: https://youtu.be/vhwy3mk5jhY?si=J7C1dh6Ck-oDEJlJ
*Honorable mention: https://youtu.be/sct3-fvL56M?si=S3Y3lVjjVTEAQx57
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Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ
Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50
Also, you’ll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.
Country
That would actually have the opposite impact where I live sadly
See I think you’re onto something. Playing music you consider abhorrent during a visit may actually increase the likelihood of ending up with a neighbor that enjoys said music. You either need to discover something universally repugnent or spy on the visitors and make a quick judgment call based on their appearance on what would repulse them better. Anyways fast tempo baby shark.
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Tis possible to be from Texas and still hate country
A low pitched hum that they don’t even notice until they leave and appreciate the silence when they’re away from it.
i already have tinnitus; i literally can’t sleep without some noise to block it out.
Calm down satan.
(Top answer though)
Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off
Just play loud ass black metal. The music doesn’t have to be bad, It just needs to scare normies.
Edit: I thought of the most annoying music ever. Crunkcore! Play some Blood on the Dancefloor and people will fuck off to avoid listening to that shit.
Oh man, you weren’t kidding. That’s just objectively bad.
Right? It’s the fucking worst.
Skrillex
Reggaeton
Cam here to say this. The beat was catchy the first time I heard it but it is so annoying when they repeat the same thing 200 times in a song. Not creative at all .
This. Most annoying thing I’ve ever heard.
This is the one, OP. Enjoy it while it lasts, some day this stuff will be restricted by treaty inshallah.
Current value - tremor
Once described to me as “a song you can club someone to death with”
Link.
My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they’d stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.