Oh look, an actual shitpost…
Don’t get those very often
I’m shocked at how weak all yalls stomachs are
Not about the stomach, it’s about the heat on the way out!
I’m generally very uncomfortable around bathroom humor/topics, but i gotta know. Are people really suffering down there from spicy foods? I love spicy food. Like, it took many, many visits before i convinced the indian restaurant near us to give me genuinely spicy food. Now they make it like they make it for themselves.
And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had the burning booty of death before, but the two things aren’t really linked. Like, spiciness has no impact on my bathrooming. I only ever get the burn down there if I’m sick. Is this seriously a problem people have when they so much as smell a bell pepper, as the internet has led me to believe?
As someone who thinks the “Last Dab” sauces from Hot Ones aren’t spicy enough, no. Your body adapts. I only burn my hole if I eat something that’s too salty now.
Also your digestive system does not process the stuff in less than 24h i believe, so the time frame doesnt make sense.
That varies from person to person.
Just checked cuz i have been asking myself that a couple times and apparently it’s 50 hours on average
You don’t eat as spicy as you think you do then…
Because it’s so hard to believe that some people’s digestive systems work differently. Gut microflora is notoriously undiverse in humans. Surely the more likely explanation is that the person you’re responding to managed to go their whole life without ever eating spicy food despite actively seeking it out. /s
Maybe there’s a spice level at which I’d get bad shits, but I haven’t gotten so much as a tingle yet and I already have the highest tolerance than any white guy I know. You can be a spice snob and say “you haven’t met my guy Rajesh yet”, but almost no-one saying “spice gives me bad shits” has met Rajesh either so I don’t see the point.
As I replied in another comment, do an “hot ones” evening going all the way up to 1m SHU and tell me your ass came out ok.
Everyone is different. You can’t change your butthole
You ask the indians to increase the spice, I AM the indian who increases the spice levels.
Please make me your spicy ass food, please.
Cmon over anytime
Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire
Bidets don’t fix the issue in that comic.
I thought it was about spices going out the other end. Bidets fix that problem.
Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?
Ooh no, don’t do that.
After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.
Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.
Literally me after Buldak ramen :)
The dish that the dog is eating is a very traditional Taiwanese (Chinese) hot pot.
It’s called Spicy Duck Blood Hot Pot.
https://youtu.be/pxZgaPgwfEI?si=GaRc1KfVB_HFFNeE
If you haven’t had it, I invite you to Taiwan and check it out.
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Do Taiwanese actually use a spoon to scoop the duck blood instead of a strainer spoon?
I think most of us just use our chopsticks and pick it up.
I feel like this should be a poster in a spoof movie
I regularly eat spicy food, with rare issues in the bathroom. The exception, funny enough, seems to be pickled jalapeños. Not ghost peppers, habañeros, or Carolina reapers… I don’t get it.
