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minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoBidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI thought it was about spices going out the other end. Bidets fix that problem.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoDo you spray while it’s coming out or something?
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoOoh no, don’t do that. After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet. Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.
Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire
Bidets don’t fix the issue in that comic.
I thought it was about spices going out the other end. Bidets fix that problem.
Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?
Ooh no, don’t do that.
After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.
Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.