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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Fuck them right in the...?

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Fuck them right in the...?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    I hate EV torque ratings. They’re not even remotely comparable to ICE vehicles.

    The power ratings for the eBussu don’t adhere to SAE-J2908, btw.

    Please use SAE-J2908.

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      Where do they even measure this, is it at the wheels?

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        You measure the bussy.

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        Exactly my point. You get it.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Finally, I can have a bussy.

  • Emerald@lemmy.world
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    They renamed it

    https://www.motortrend.com/news/xbus-modular-electric-van-system/

    • ARk@lemm.ee
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      The XBUSSY

    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Truly a sad day in history

  • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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    It’s pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.

    • ame@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
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    Me and the boys entering the eBussy:

  • Herr Woland@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    So how many people fit inside your ebussy?

    • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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      All right! Shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

      • Herr Woland@lemmy.world
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        Hey! my girlfriend fit 36 people in his ebussy!

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          In a row?!

          • threshold_dweller@lemmy.today
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            Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot.

  • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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    … I want one so badly now

    • Rayspekt@kbin.social
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      Down bad on the eBussy

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    deleted by creator

    • InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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      Couple of years ago the use of slang that consisted of making portmanteaus of the word “pussy” (using the suffix “-ussy”, also word of the year 2022 IIRC) with other words rose. At first it was mostly for implying said thing was used as a pussy (thrussy: throat pussy, bussy: boy pussy) but then it evolved into a comedic way to refer to “hole of said thing” (chussy: hole in the chest as in pectum excavatum).

      In this case, this vehicle is called eBussy because it’s a tiny electric bus. But due to the slang, it can also be interpreted as “electronic boy pussy (as in a guy’s anus, for gay sex)”.

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        deleted by creator

  • shneancy@lemmy.world
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    not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

    or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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      We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

      • Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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        I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

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        I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

      • Patches@sh.itjust.works
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        They knew

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      Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it

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        Not malitious - this is a case of chaotic good. If it’s funny and harms noone, roll with it!

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          • malicious
          • no one
        • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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          Sure, corporations love to run wild and fun with their marketing…

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            The ones that make memorable marketing do.

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    It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.

  • ☭ SaltyIceteaMaker ☭@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    Ebussy sounds like a dating or porn service for femboys

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    Ich liebe die e-Busse

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      Sehe auch kein Problem hier. Alle lieben doch Bussis

    • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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      eBussy hehe sounds like pussy

      Gen Z humor…

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        (B)oy p(ussy)

        It’s a gay thing not a Gen Z humour thing

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          Well, it evolved in Gen Z humor as you had car-ussy and clussy fever.

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    Yeah, fuck those imperial units.

    Lb-Ft, pfff …

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    20 Hit points for a car isn’t much if we’re going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I’m not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.

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      Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.

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        So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?

  • SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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    Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I’m farming. At least give us 40 HP.

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      I think thats room for plenty members of parliament

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      Don’t worry, older tractors used to have 25Hp. You’ll be fine.

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