I recently rewatched the video of the woman on the plane screaming that the passenger beside her wasn’t human and it got me thinking about something I’ve seen.
I remember seeing a teenage girl in a small food store I go to address the guy behind the counter as ‘human’. “Thanks, human.” Stuff like that. I think she was just doing a bit or something but I thought it was strange.
The NPC type people. It’s like they don’t exactly have a conscious that can be spoken with.
Some of you reading this might think I’m referring to individuals I think are dumb but it’s not that. I don’t know if it makes sense there’s a type of person that thinks they’re above others. And that it is them who are interacting with everyone else who are NPCs.
Like, dude. Snap out of it and talk to people like a normal human being.
Women are definitely a different species.
I did, two times. First was when woman had some problems with spine and skin so she looked weird and moved weird add to it my shortsightedness and it was weird/creepy. Second time I was going back home at 3 am after drinking, and there was a guy that was walking in my direction in the unevenly lit underpass and he had no face. I was like don’t scream like a little girl it’s alcohol probably. Then I understood it was a guy who learned to wear helmet on a moto the hard way of being human chalk piece.
yes, me, but no one except that
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Wait, so I’m a bot, too?
Ah, I see. This explains so much.
Every time I turn on American news.
I met some gibbons once—they were suspiciously lacking in social skills.
I’m often told I lack human traits in my face to face communication with others
have you considered that you might be on the autism spectrum? 50% basing that off your description 50% basing that off your username. Normies hardly read xkcd
I’d bet like 90% of Lemmy knows what XKCD is
Gotta be like 99%
Wow the only way I’d be part of the 1% then. No clue on what that is
An often cited webcomic.
For example this especially relevant one
the terminally online know without clicking that the link is to the ‘today’s 10,000’ comic just from the context!
So you’re supporting his claim.
Oh. I’m absolutely on the spectrum. It’s such a part of my life I didn’t even think to bring it up.
Yes, I’ve met a few pandimensional deities.
I used to think Elon Musk was actually cool and actually trying to do good… Until I met him when working at Tesla. He’s so weird. How he talks, how he gesticulates, what he actually says… He is clearly not living in the same reality as the rest of us and it’s scary to think that people have dealt with this dude personally and agreed with him despite this. Are they all aliens? 😬
Being rich and on a cocktail of designer drugs will do that to you.
Also being an uncaring sociopath leech upon humanity.
I think that’s just being rich. The other people agreeing with him are also rich. They may not act like him in public but they know what’s up behind the scenes, they all crazy behind closed doors.
Dont forget the drugs. Dude probably hasnt come down in forever so he may literally be living in an alternate reality due to that.
Its hard to think people have had sex with him honestly. I’d imagine the same of Mark Zuckerberg
Probably a unique blend of drugged-up-billionaire-meets-autism. But yeah, the dude is definitely odd
I remember seeing a teenage girl in a small food store I go to address the guy behind the counter as ‘human’. “Thanks, human.” Stuff like that. I think she was just doing a bit or something but I thought it was strange.
My ex would say this type of shit to people she didn’t know, I’d say it was half “doing a bit”, and half she is just a strange person.
Sometimes my wife does things like this at work to emphasize a lack of gender (or other) assumptions. Don’t have to worry about pronouns or offense if you just talk to everyone as if they are the same.
I haven’t heard about her doing it as much lately but at the peak of conservative banter at her work she did it to emphasize we have a gay son and a gender fluid kid as well still trying to figure out their place in the world, and bigotry was not tolerated around her.
Not exactly what you mean but I actually tell myself all the time that I was I was a real human because the things I struggle with make me feel isolated.
You are a real human. I’m sorry you feel like that, I hope things get easier for you.
I appreciate the sentiment.
I have a public-facing job, so, yes.
As a member of the public, I’m so sorry
I’m gonna need the link to that video.
That’s fucking creepy
Haha, yes those creatures are so strange, isn’t that right fellow humans? Who do they think they’re fooling? Get a copy of A Changeling’s Guide to Being Human and blend in better, aw jeez.
Licks eyes nervously
Haven’t met him but Zuckerberg
I don’t know why but I love that omg
Gotta take em down a peg
