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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I'll just be over here setting a new record

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I'll just be over here setting a new record

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    They absolutely knew what they were doing.

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Well don’t mind if I do…

    • MxM111@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

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        If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I’m certain you wouldn’t want to do any other days for a while.

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

        • MxM111@kbin.social
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          Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Make sure you use the company approved cumpod

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

  • caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de
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    If it’s an entire day I would say it’s gooning day

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      It’s a month

      • corship@feddit.de
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        It’s madness

      • caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de
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        1 year ago

        Oh true! USA notation

  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      what else would you say?

      • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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        Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

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          Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

          He ejaculated

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        Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

        • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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          Diary is a day’s musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

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    Sigh… *unzips*

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    FINE, I’LL DO IT.

    But not because you told me to.

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      I will, just because you did!

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    Not that you don’t deserve the time off - you do. But they ain’t wrong are they.

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    Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

  • Godnroc@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

    Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

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