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I think they got it from a platypus.
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I’ll give you $300 but I need you to also give me a spoon
Bruh :D
Is that horse or elephant cum? … need to know because it will affect the price … and is it still wet?
Is this because you’re moving into the White House?
With enough motivation, enough carpet cleaning detergent and a power washer, that will clean up nicely.
Or just set it on fire.
The goon couch
I can’t go higher than $69
How I imagine AirBNB furniture looks after a year of rentals
“lightly”
You should see the couch they’re keeping
Huh, didn’t know JD Vance got a divorce
Why would he it’s a mattress, er mistress.
Glows like the sun under a blacklight.