Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!
Lol peen
Omg DOUBLE PEEN
Big Peen doesn’t want you to know about it
Oh you, Peen Peen. You’re so crazy…
The best one imo: the carpenter’s hammer
Wikipedia translates it to claw hammer, but the built and functions are very different.
Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!
Anything is a
dildohammer, if you’re brave enough.Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.
You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
(Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.)Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.
TIL that finishing a shaped metal sheet by pounding it on a pedestal is called “planishing” and said pedestal is called a “planishing stake.” I’ve seen it done I just never thought to ask what it was called, I guess.
Dead blow? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Fun hammer fact: it’s called dead blow not because it’s supremely powerful or anything, but because the head is usually full of loose material like BBs, and it causes the hammer to not bounce back as much, kinda like throwing a hackey sack at the floor
And then there is this https://youtu.be/q_ZhgOlxX_A?t=167
It’s there under “power hammer”
No, these are electrician’s hammers
Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.
Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.
100%. I ain’t getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I’ll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to
Or their eyes
Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.
These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid
Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer’s everything elseA song for that guy:
Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!
Why is it called a ball peen hammer?
Cause it’s used to hammer your balls and peen.
Here’s me just taking whatever is closest.
Now I’m thinking of a hammer tier list. Milled face framing hammer is clearly S-tier because you get to leave your mark
I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.
Same for Soft face & double peen.
My time has come.
I’m what the aerospace industry calls a “surface enhancement engineer.” A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.
Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.
Would you prefer us to call you a peener?
Well it is the correct term. It’s also funny
Missing banhammer.
Stop! Hammer time!
