☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agoOOP theory vs practicelemmy.mlimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOOP theory vs practicelemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoRepeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)
minus-squarearrakark@10291998.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-210 days agoblasphemy! void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
minus-squarequant@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agopublic static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoI’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.
minus-squareDessalines@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoThe object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
Repeat after me:
public static void main(String[] args)blasphemy!
void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args)Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep
ifclause.The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.