no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agoIt was wonderful, thankslemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIt was wonderful, thankslemmy.worldno banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoI’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements
minus-squareGanbat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoHe’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoI’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoHe’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoOr he could pay off a pornstar again.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoApparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoNice lady shockingly flaccid
Orange man was erected
I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about
tweetsxcrementsDoubtful at his age
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
Or he could pay off a pornstar again.
Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
Nice lady shockingly flaccid