suicide? appreciating the good moments of the day without thinking about the wider hell you’re in, somehow?
Call in sick 3 days a week.
You think they’d be offering sick days?? I think you’re bound for the camps if you can’t keep up. Oh shit… This is starting to sound familiar…
I buy a fucking guillotine.
Buy stock in guillotine companies.
You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I’ve been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.
I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.
The profit on torches is the rebuy for more. You don’t need to sink a lot in material, it just has to burn bright enough to sell.
I don’t know. I mean you can reuse a torch or you can make your own.
In this throwaway, instant satisfaction society? It’s all about the price point. And the marketing.
Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?
My guillotines have DRM, non user serviceable parts and a mandatory service contract - cough - I mean you get free IoT and smartphone integration.
If you sharpen it youself, warranty is void.
I’ll start a mobile sharpening business. Sell shovels to prospectors and all that.
That seems counterproductive.
Guillotine demand goes up, guillotine production company stocks go up, guillotine production owners become rich, guillotine production millionaires felled by their own designs.
Hmmn, maybe petardes would be a better choice.
Don’t give money to Big Guillotine, build your own.
Elaborate death traps for my enemies.
I join whatever new labor movement forms and sharpen my guillotine.
murder most likely
Join the global strike that would inevitably happen.
Ain’t nobody got time for a strike. I gotta feed my kids and pay my rent
you could always pirate your food from your local big box grocer.
“you wouldn’t download an Asparagus.”
I stop working altogether.
For real. That’s what happens. When I am in serious overload, I get kinda blocked and cannot achieve anything anymore.
But also on a global level, I think it would break down most workers quite soon.
Figure out a way to live cheaply, and work for myself. At least if it’s 7 days a week I’m doing it for me and maybe I can become successful enough to not have to work those 7 days a week at some point.
Bruh a lot of us are out here with two jobs already working nine shifts a week. People are gonna do what they got to do.
My first move would probably be to blow my brains out
Or just don’t comply with it ?
I mean no one uses fucking iso8601 and they never get brutally murderd anywhere near often enough.
Good point, I should start murder more people who don’t use iso8601… It’s about time!
I mean they should be using rfc3339 as it is an open standard unlike the iso.
Murder.
Switch to freelance.
Excuse me what, in Europe we are snuggling up with the idea of a 4 day work week
Yeah in Holland the average work week is less than 30 hours.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-work-week-by-country
