You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.
I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.
I would die of sleep deprivation or maybe heat stroke so thanks but can’t!
I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.
Do I have to keep it on during sex?
Only if you have sex in bed
If it’s only while in bed to sleep, I could do $200K. I’d be willing to also wear it for naps on the couch but not for, ahem, other activities I do in bed.
No amount of money could ever determine me to so drastically reduce the quality of my life, let alone my sleep.
There is not an amount physically possible to attain for me to be uncomfortable for the rest of my life.
10^99999999…
The discomfort is not worth it.
You people are underselling yourselves.
A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.
I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.
200k per year, maybe. I have a heavy wool sweater like something a North Sea sailor in the 1800s would wear, I can’t handle it without a thick long sleeved shirt underneath because of how rough and itchy it is. It’s also incredibly warm. Sleeping in that thing would be like having a full time job every night.
Damn bro I would do it for 50k per year.
Assuming I’m not taxed.
I rather die piss poor than not sleeping comfortable.
Are there any conditions about what I can wear under the sweater? Otherwise, it doesn’t seem terrible.
I’m going to say 1millon per month.
Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency
Enough to meet the needs of me and my loved ones for the rest of our lives. I already can’t fucking sleep in comfortable conditions
Can I put on a different sweater underneath the wool one? My answer will highly depend on this
100K per year if I can stop and lose that continued money at any time.
