Later that year Ravil Magonov, the chairman of Lukoil, an oil giant, died after falling out of the window of a Moscow hospital.
I had to follow up on this part since they didn’t mention what caused his hospitalization in the first place. Did he fall out of his apartment first but it wasn’t high enough, so they sent him to the tallest hospital in Moscow?
But no. He apparently suffered a heart attack. His window death was then deemed a suicide as it was known he was on antidepressants. Case closed. The suicide prevention unit at that hospital, I gather, is on the top floor with easy-to-open windows?
Putin: “As God is my witness, I thought oligarchs could fly!”
WKRP Moscow
Baby, if you’ve ever wondered Wondered whatever became of me I’m flying out the window in Moscow, Moscow, WKRP
If it was Loni, she would have bounced.
Gravity is really working hard for that Government Employee of the Year plaque.
Telegram channels close to the Russian security services said his body was discovered by an agent of the SVR, Russia’s foreign intelligence service, who was walking the dog of a senior spymaster in the building’s courtyard on Saturday morning.
Small world.
I swear this was a bit in a Leslie Nelson movie.
it seems that the defenstration epidemic in russia is still going strong.
They really need better building codes in Russia. Those windows just aren’t up to snuff.
Actually they are up to snuff.
