Bids opened Monday for a contract to supply the state Department of Education with 55,000 Bibles. According to the bid documents, vendors must meet certain specifications: Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.
A salesperson at Mardel Christian & Education searched, and though they carry 2,900 Bibles, none fit the parameters.
But one Bible fits perfectly: Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the U.S.A. Bible, endorsed by former President Donald Trump and commonly referred to as the Trump Bible. They cost $60 each online, with Trump receiving fees for his endorsement.
Did you drop this: /s
No, because the sarcasm was so obvious that a doorstop would get it.
I know people who would actually say this though.
Choose better company
Can’t avoid all family functions and family friends without alienating non-shitty family.
When at least 30% of people would post that without any sarcasm intended it is absolutely needed. Sorry bud, but that is the world we’re living in now.
/s is cowardice
Some similarly stupid, yes. But different enough to detect they weren’t being ironic.
On Lemmy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
On the other hand, some of us couldn’t give less of a shit if people don’t realize we’re being sarcastic.
ADHD and autism mean some of us don’t see it all the time tho. That’s why /s can be a big help.