The toilet. Lost count of the number of times this has saved me from getting dysentery or something and it’s so convenient when it just pushes the shit away from my house and I never have to see or smell it again. I almost feel bad that I repay it for all its done by repeatedly shitting in it.
My wife.
The answer is electricity. It’s so useful, we take it for granted. Your phones, computers and laptops are not useful if you can’t power them.
I’ll give the people on the dunny their due: toilet paper is still useful in a room without electricity.
If you want to go that route I’d say oxygen.
gotta be either the tiny computer i’m typing this on, or the large, sturdy, wooden stick in the corner. if i had to pick to keep just one though, it’d be the phone. a sturdy stick has a million and one uses, but it’s also fairly easily replaceable.
Computer.
Toilet paper
And lotion
Outside of my brain and body?
Probably my mobile phone
The doctor.
My pc but that’s too easy so I choose my bed as the very next thing. Good comfortable sleep is important.
Towel warmer.
Weed
For almost everyone it’s gonna be the phone we’re reading this on.
Toilet
The manager likely thinks it’s him, but it’s actually all the workers that do the work.
Most useful? Without a doubt, my laptop. The amount of things that can be done with a modern computer is pretty stunning, and a portable one is arguably more useful.
Other than that, maybe my car keys because the amount of things you can do with a car is stunning, but you need the keys to start it, and the car isn’t in this room.