You do what you gotta do.
The absolute state of US public transit and micromobility infrastructure.
Nah, that’s just double jeopardy. Can’t get him for the same crime twice!
only if he stole the same truck!
Yeah, but wouldn’t he have to steal the same truck at the same time for it to be considered the same crime?
Otherwise he just really seems to like that truck he keeps stealing.
What if he and his identical twin stole two identical cars at the same time?
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Wait till you hear that he stole the prison bus on his way there
He just wants to be wanted by somebody. He was wanted for stealing a vehicle, so logically he stole another one so they would want him even more.
A government vehicle no less. That’s sure to get the government’s attention.
The prophecies say that one day, all vehicles in the region will be parked at the Pawnee County courthouse.
