It’s perfect for frying your wieners in.
I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Some sort of performance improving lube?
nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn
Hair product
Mohawk glue
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
Lol
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
Hair gel or protein powder.
I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.
Looks like a hair product?
Goes well with CockSure
For fun and games in the cockpit?
Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
For your jock.
