I’m proud of you.
That full stop is giving me anxiety
So is that beating the record or what?
I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
first poop in 2024
I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
Huzzah!
Hydrate and bidet.
Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
The body is evolving to be more efficient…
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
