Can we please get off this ride?
Imagine if you lived there. Must be torture to be in all the national headlines for this insanity
“Imagine if you lived there”. The poor souls already live in Ohio, this is just making it worse.
Hey buddy, i really don’t appreciate you going around reminding me just how awful this place is. It’s already hard enough staying positive
Trump and vance just destroyed a whole quiet town… And in the couch fucker’s own state? Really fucked the couch on this one. Because he’s a couch fucker. And I don’t mean that figuratively, he literally has sex with innocent non-consenting couches.
Illegal couches
“They are eating throw pillows and ottomans!”
CSAM
Couch Sexial Abuse Material
He was just here in my state and yes he fucking all the couches. But gets worse JD Vance is kidnapping dogs and eating them! Tell everyone this disposable that he is getting away with this!
Would be interesting to see who buys up any property, given that the value likely fell as a result of this bullshittery.
Well in the United States it’s legal to buy property anonymously through the use of shell companies. Yes, you read that right.
Of course. I meant that a certain presidential candidate linked to the industry could benefit immensely.
Yeah I gotcha. I’m saying because the US is an oligarchy, we likely will never know about such purchases.
These threats are because of DEMOCRATS NOT Asking Republicans to PLEASE Tone Down Their Rhetoric!
wut
Jorkin DePenus Vance asked Democrats to tone down their rhetoric…
…while propagating the cat eating story.
I think this one was a little too on-the-nose for people to pick up on.
It must be really relaxing to go through life with a brain as smooth as yours
This was such an obvious joke and you call them smooth brain?
I’m pretty sure it was sarcasm.
