I’ve got wallet and lighter front eight, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de
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    10 hours ago

    These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I’m ready to become a suburban dad

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    12 hours ago

    Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i’m wearing, i don’t have that many pockets so i don’t fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don’t remember which one, but basically can’t put coins in that. Um. Yeah

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      11 hours ago

      Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants

      Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly

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        11 hours ago

        Man i’ve have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao

        Yeah, the key is to add “umm” and “uhh” here and there. Makes it conversational

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    13 hours ago

    How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

    Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

  • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen

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    14 hours ago

    Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it’s cold and I’m wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing

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      14 hours ago

      Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in

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    15 hours ago

    Jeez everyone carries a lot of shit in their pockets.

    I carry my bank card in a side pocket down by my right knee and occasionally keys in the front left pocket.

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    15 hours ago

    Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.

    Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.

    Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.

    Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.

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    16 hours ago

    Front right - small wallet, minimal key set. Front left - phone.

    My wallet only holds 4 cards (id, driver’s licence, health insurance, debit card), sometimes cash (notes, no coins). I just take a couple of keys, for home and office, plus a Darth Vader Lego keychain.

    I vape, and I usually just hold that…

    If it’s jacket (or hoodie) weather, I keep my vape and keys in a jacket pocket.

    When I go to the office, I have my backpack, and I transfer everything in there, except the wallet and phone.

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    17 hours ago

    Front left: lighter(s), earbuds, car key(only if at work, I lock my house keys in the car as I have a habit of leaving my coat in the lunch room)
    Front right: sometimes phone, if at work nothing as I put my phone in my jacket breast zip as I’m a stone mason and I really don’t want to smash my phone…
    Back pockets: nothing, sometimes my travel mug if I’m not wearing my work jacket.
    Work trousers cargo pocket: tobacco/vape

    • variants@possumpat.io
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      14 hours ago

      Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can’t drive off without them?

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        11 hours ago

        I do, when I’m not at work. The car key has one of those little clips on, so when I’m at work the car key either goes in my left pocket if I’m not going to need my work keys, or gets clipped on my work keys. When I’m out on a weekend the car key gets clipped on the house keys