I’ve got wallet and lighter front eight, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
I’ve got wallet and lighter front eight, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.
Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.
Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.
Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.