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Roosters don’t crow, they cock-a-doodle-doo. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
“Rooster” is a word Puritan assholes made up so they didn’t have to say “cock” and thereby admit the sexual nature of humanity. By which they, ironically, admitted the sexual nature of humanity.
Don’t they roost, though?
Oh shit
Crows can’t crow. 🤯
For the same reason cows moo but a moose don’t cow.
this is multidimensional wisdom
Moose do actually cow. They are incredibly scary and imposing.
My mind has been shattered.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Too busy murdering.
