The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
Sudoku?
(I’m an old)
AC Odyssey. I guess I’m Greek now
Malaka!
dark souls i’m pretty fucked
Rainworld. Yeah i’m screwed.
Stardew Valley.
You know what? I’m okay with this. Sign me up, I accept.
I’m playing fields of mistria which is basically the same so yeah I’m very okay with this
Be careful in the mine
Samsies and samsies. Mortgage free farm in a quiet town with a evil corporation to screw over? Hell yeah.
City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant “work” started to get to me.
Wow. Haven’t played that since college.
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Metro 2033… as long as I’m underground and out of harm’s way, I think I’ll be able to survive
Sometimes you roll the Katamari, and sometimes the Katamari rolls you.
Baldur’s Gate 3, I probably would be praising The Absolute.
Meanwhile me attempting the late game swoop on Mystra because Gale somehow managed to fuck up being the personal booty calls of one of the most powerful gods of the realm
Deep Rock Galactic. It would be terrifying, but with some upsides.
"“It ain’t a gun unless it weighs at least one hundred pounds!”
Did I hear a rock and stone?
At least you’ll always have supportive comrades!
Tears of the Kingdom. Not bad at all, as long as I stay in places populated by the more friendly creatures. The worst thing about being stuck there is the choice between living in Tarrey Town, Hateno, or Kakariko. I could live a pretty comfortable life growing swift carrots or fortified pumpkins.
I’d opt for Tarrey Town because I live near a place called Tarrey Town IRL and am sentimental like that, plus getting to build my own place instead of hoping I just became link and can take his and Zelda’s house in Hateno.
Y’all sleeping on Lurelin Village.
Maybe if my cheese obsession was a fish obsession
Alas, I’m pretty sure I don’t actually have the ability to taste the Umami side of sea food, so I’m actually incredibly averse to it.
I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me
I’d be popping balloons like any good monkey should
I would be in Mario Kart… pretty sure I would look for Yoshi or Birdo at the lockers after, if you know what I mean…
Animal Crossing New Leaf. I’d be ecstatic.
