His independent White House campaign has fizzled, but the flow of bizarre stories of Robert F Kennedy Jr’s unorthodox handling of the carcasses of wild mammals has experienced no similar suspension.
An environmental group is calling for a federal investigation into the former presidential candidate for an episode in which he allegedly severed the head of a washed-up whale with a chainsaw – and drove home with it strapped to his car’s roof.
The episode has parallels with another extraordinary tale reported earlier in August in which Kennedy confessed to dumping a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park and attempted to make it look like the animal was killed by a bicyclist.
The latest grisly revelation, about the whale head, is not particularly new – it stems from a 2012 interview Kennedy’s daughter Kick gave to Town & Country magazine, in which she talks about a visit to other family members of the political dynasty in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, more than two decades prior.
What the fuck are even these headlines? What the fuck RFK Jr?!?!
I don’t . . . What . . . How is . . .
Imma go lay down.
Little know fact. A worm crawled into his skull and ate a piece of his brain. The brain then died, and that’s RFK JR.
I heard his brain was so poisoned that the worm just died and was rotting in there.
It wouldn’t be Lemmy if we didn’t make fun of mentally disabled people 🥰🥰🥰
I’d have less of a problem with mentally disabled people if they would stop running for president.
Any person with down syndrome would be more competent and have significantly more empathy than several former US presidents I can think of.
Who is piloting that shit show of a man then? Perhaps a bear shed it skin for a laugh and slipped into his man suit?
Maybe he’s like a jelly fish now. Just reacting to stimulus, and screaming nonsense is just like involuntary muscles twitching.
He loves lamp.
Can someone explain his voice? I don’t want to be the bad guy, so rather than pilling on the obvious…
Why does he sound like he smoked a dick 5 min before his interviews?
That information is very widely and readily available with a basic web search. His voice was fine until (I forget) years ago when a weird illness damaged his vocal cords.
He has spasmodic dysphonia. It’s the same condition that former NPR interviewer Diane Rehm
hadhas (she’s still with us at 87, good for you Diane). His is a lot more severe than hers to my ears.He caught permanent whale laryngitis from the dead whale head juice that sloshed through his open car windows.
Cool it’s all out there… but you forgot it… but it’s all good and we all get a downvote. Cool cool cool.
Anyone else want to mention what’s going on with his craggy bullshit? Why it’s so GD abrasive but we’re all supposed to just accept it?
Just a friendly reminder that this man is now aligned with presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Everyone around Trump seems to either end up in prison, a convicted felon, or in rare cases, dead. Funny how assholes and weirdos seem to gravitate to him.
I think it’s a strategy to remove the focus on both trump himself and what hes campaign is missing (clear stances on lot of things).
Just get crazy headline-guys in the spotlight!
And it seems it’s working.
Not weird at all.
This goes way beyond weird. No wonder the weird OLD orange felon welcomed him aboard.
Trump: “People are calling us weird! Quick, bring on someone that is weirder than me and Vance!”
Staffers: “Turn on the RFK signal!”
Are we sure John McAfee didn’t fake his death and change his name to RFK? Cause this is some weird-ass John McAfee shit.
Can we not use John McAfee and shit on the same sentence anymore? IYKYK
I don’t know, and honestly I’m a little afraid to look it up…
This is a Kaufman-esque performance art piece, right? Jk rich people get a free pass on insanity.
RFK Jr: “This is a cool story, right? People will think I’m cool?”
Brain Worm: “Yes! Yes! And tell them about the bear!”
Beautiful. If Kirsty Noem taught us anything, it’s that charming stories about animals are all the rage.
TLDR; he ate a racoon.
In his defence, he thought it was human meat.
The hunger
Mf’er really named his kid Kick Kennedy?
Her actual name is Kathleen.
She’s named after her great aunt Kathleen Kennedy, who died in a plane crash at 28 years old. Aunt Kathleen was nicknamed “Kick” because of her “irrepressible nature” and it seems she inherited the nickname as well.
These irrepressible Kennedy women are lucky they didn’t end up with lobotomies.
Wild day for people who believe in consequences as we beg appeals courts to not let Trump off scot free for misuse of classified documents and hope theres a way to prosecute a Kennedy for decapitating a whale.
