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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

How to keep a man

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How to keep a man

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    By the ball sack? Cuz that’s the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate

  • 𝔇𝔦𝔬@lemy.lol
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    2 years ago

    Well. You tried. ⭐

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    2 years ago

    Uncanny valley food.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 years ago

      I don’t see any food in this picture.

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    2 years ago

    That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    How to keep a man … away

  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 years ago

    Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

    • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Oh he’ll have the runs alright!

    • Virtual Insanity @lemmy.world
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      Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.

  • Toes♀@ani.social
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    2 years ago

    Raw chicken and vomit, wow

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    2 years ago

    Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      Steamed or boiled… probably…

  • FunkyMonk@kbin.social
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    yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

  • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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    Same vibe

    • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
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      At least here the chicken isn’t RAW

      • Norgur@discuss.tchncs.de
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        That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

        • Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

          There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

          • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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            Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

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            Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

    • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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      This looks 10x better than the OP

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        Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

    • Aremel@lemm.ee
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      What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

      • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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        The chef’s special sauce

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      That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper

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        And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

        Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      At least that looks edible.

    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      At least it has some color lol

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

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    Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.

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      2 years ago

      am think it was raw

  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    🤮

  • Mandy@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    *for the rest of his life

  • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net
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    2 years ago

    Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

    • cryostars@lemmyf.uk
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      Behind the Walmart dumpster*

      • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net
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        Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster

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