• Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    I have pointy teeth and slicey teeth specifically meant for eating meat.

    Your asshole leads to your digestive system, also, so I guess we could argue you’re meant to eat broomhandles by jumping onto them while someone else holds them vertically.