Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.

Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.

You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.

-_-

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

nature hates you

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

Syberia

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

You’re an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED