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The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.
Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.
There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
“Whutsit say, Cletus?”
“C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”
Earl Gray.
Charred.
Does this counts as cannibalism?
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
